February 2012
1,222 posts
somethingtomakeuusmile asked: hey! i LOVE YOU BLOGGGGG!!! and im 2 away from my goal (crazy right?!?) so i was wondering if you could promo mee? please and thank you! <3
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
Trying to see if you have supernatural powers →
Expectation:
Reality:
When the coach tells you to get on the blocks...
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when did this
become hooter than this
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
If American Idol heard me in the shower, they... →
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
berserkk-as-fuck:
we aren’t PEOPLE anymore
I dont know why this is so funny →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
Am I the only idiot who talks to myself in my...
